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Cultivation is just so scientific!
by Sunflower seeds eating crowd
The Immortal stroked the top of my head, and as my hair was tied up, I was bestowed with eternal life.IBM z15, 190 CPUs, 40T of memory, 12.2 billion transistorsArriving in the Cultivation World with a portable data center space, a tale of cultivation aided by the IBM z15.All for the sake of immortality!
Radiant Rebirth: The Ugly-Duckling Turned Out A Powerful Beauty
by White Day
[Ugly-duckling Transformation, weak to strong]The destitute young miss of the Ling family was weak, had lowly qualifications, was ugly and frequently bullied. In the end, she was pushed into the freezing river by her so-called love rival. However, when she opened her eyes once again, her gaze was cold yet captivating! Everything had changed drastically! When her ugly looks faded, she became a peerless beauty. When she displayed her graceful bearing and talent, it was blinding and earth-shatterin…
Reborn as an Ugly Wife in the Countryside
by Naughty Qiuqiu
[Complete 1V1 Pure Romance] Zhong Xiaoxiao had transmigrated. When she opened her eyes, she found herself on her wedding night, "You might as well prepare to be a widow." Before she could understand what was happening, her cheap husband had fled, and she became the vilified and reluctantly married country bride. Life is like a dream, but one must carry on. So what if her reputation was in tatters? Rolling up her sleeves, she set to work with her whole family. When they met again, even if they co…
The Elite Assassin Becomes a Flat and Ugly Nerd!
by ACEE
Raised by a league of assassins and trained for thirteen years, Shan Yue was seventeen when she took the throne of best assassin, becoming an untouchable legend amongst assassins. Despite being legendary, she put her faith in the wrong people and was killed by her own league's betrayal. However, while Shan Yue thought her death was assured in the violent explosion, she was surprised to find herself reincarnating into the body of a useless female student. Forget how pudgy and dim-witted she was —…
Kaijin Fighter: So I Have to Make Monsters, So What?
by Mizako
Horrible Accident? CheckOtherworldly Soul Yeeting? CheckTaking over some schmuck's body who died around the same time? CheckUnable to cultivate because the aforementioned schmuck's constitution is all messed up? Double CheckIn the world of Valresta where the great and powerful cultivate an energy called aether to get to where they are, Zhen Liu (Thomas Lee) is physically unable to despite having the qualities to do so.But due to a twist of fate, Zhen Liu is given the ability to create kaijin, st…
The Ugly Omega Is Mated To Three Handsome Alphas
by Blessing_D_Writes
A scoff left my lips before I could hold it in. "What did you just say?" I asked, my gaze moving from one Alpha to the next. "You want me to move in with you?" I questioned them to make sure I had heard correctly."Yes." Thatcher took a step closer, but I took two steps back, creating more distance between us."We want you," Logan declared, his eyes burning with intense need."Yes," Julian joined in. "We will also protect you; we'll make sure no harm comes to you. Please give us a chance," they beg…
Mommy Pretends To Be Ugly, But CEO Daddy Isn't Tricked
by Sprout & Turtle
Rong Shengsheng was horribly persecuted by her twin sisters and thrown into the unfathomable depths of the ocean, hanging by a thread between life and death.Five years later, she made a strong comeback with her adorable child.During the day, she was a humble and unattractive cleaner in the company.At night, she was a seductive dancer who turned the world upside down, for whom the wealthy young men of Beijing would throw away their fortunes.However, Rong Shengsheng accidentally got on the wrong s…
Love So Sweet
by zetsubouaichan
The first time they met, the little boy had pulled her hair, hoping to get her attention.When they met at the kindergarten again, the boy was glad that the girl had no longer remembered the previous incident. However, getting close to her was not an easy task as the girl was always surrounded by others who admired her.Once the boy finally got the girl’s attention, his family decided to move to another country.Years later, the two of them crossed paths again. This time, the boy pulled the girl’s …
This Wizard is So Unscientific!
by Black No. 2
Grounded in the Transcendent, framed by the Sequence, the Wizard ignited the Source Energy and spewed out a mist of Origin Energy.The roaring sound of steam echoed through the entire epoch!In the depths of shadow and the dark tide.Countless greedy, twisted, polluted, and deformed gazes were coveting this roaring new World.The World began to buzz with activity!A certain Wizard, however, was lurking silently in a corner."I like to develop!""Then, what is the deal with those Demon King's heads and …
This Holy Knight is So Despicable!
by 1 tael of yellow split peas
In history, the most notorious Holy Knight! Corrupt Light! Holy Sinner! Blasphemer! The Irreverent! Wright has many well-known titles within the Church of the Holy Light.Angel: "The Goddess tells us to guard against fire, theft, and Wright!"Evil God: "Could you stop targeting me alone when you fleece us?"Evil Dragon: "He not only extorted my money but also abducted my precious daughter!"Devil: "Hell is still too kind and pure for Wright to handle!"Yet this man, whom the Goddess of Holy Light con…
Muerte... y yo
by Suiyan
Muerte... y yo######Lee el primer capítulo. Tal vez te guste. ;)
So Pure, So Flirtatious
by Fishman The Second
Yang Ming is an underachiever in high school. Unmotivated, he skips class to shoot pool, cheats on his exams and gets into fights. However, by an act of goodwill and fate, he obtains some high-tech contact lenses that give him superpowers. Together with his gangster street-smarts and ruthless fighting skills, it doesn't take long for him dramatically change his life for the better.As his journey unfolds, he battles against society's big guns and attempts to bring justice into an unjust world. Al…
My Not So Sweet CEO
by Diella
Lily Martinez was a beautiful and ambitious student. She loves to do things on her own instead of getting help from her parents. She always tries to survive. Calvin Thompson, the leader of the school bullies, often clashed with Lily and made high school and university hard for her. Their relationship was complicated; they both loved and hated each other. Calvin made it his goal to challenge Lily and torment her. Their rivalry was famous on campus.Years later, after leaving those tumultuous days …
THE UGLY SPINSTER AND THE HANDSOME CEO
by Lusi_Solona_
COMPLETEDLuna Yang, a 35-year-old spinster, must deal with people's prejudice against her single status at her age in a society with certain marriage standards. Her life has been further complicated by the fact that all of her sisters have settled. Her neighbors and family members mock her with snide remarks and quips.There is, however, nothing in this world that lasts forever. Joys and sorrows always follow one another into people's lives, much like days and nights. Her destiny changes when she…
Not-So an Extra
by Admirably_
Suddenly being thrown into the novel's world and possessing a pretty much fucked up character made him have no choice but to continue his life as a new identity.And just like any sane person who transmigrated into a book, of course, he would destroy every red flag that stood in his way.Yet, unbeknownst to him, every single thing he did was just wrecking the storyline more and even more; to the point that the plot had become utterly screwed, thanks to him.=====A/N: This novel is heavily inspired …
Ugly Husband 21+
by Lsaywong
Warning konten dewasa 21+ Di dunia khayalan tentu merasa menginginkan suami yang tampan - kaya - baik hati - dingin - tegas - penyayang, bukan? Lalu bagaimana di dunia nyata? pernah memiliki seperti itu? Ya mungkin ada tapi tidak semua rata-rata atau sebagian. Namun ini hanyalah cerita. Bukan cerita yang bisa dijanjikan menjadi nyata.Bagaimana dengan Ferawati Christian Sugiono. Keluarga mampu selalu mengganti pasangan atau pacar hanya demi kesenangan hidupnya sendiri. Di usia 25 tahun para saha…
A Vow So Beautiful
by valeriex
"Prisana, it's not too late to stop now before we do something we both regret.""Break me," she whispered into his lips. "You're the kind of despicable man I'm looking for that can ruin me for good.""That I can do."———————VOLUME 1 - AVSB COMPLETESummary: Vows are supposed to be promises of undying love. But they were broken even before the bride—Prisana could make it to the altar. Fate brought her to Dane. A mysterious man turned CEO.They were never supposed to meet. When they share a night of pa…
System Cheat: Why Are My Skills So Stupid… Yet So OP?!
by LazyDiablo
The boy born with cursed eyes, said to be the traitor of all races.Discriminated against all his life will he fight back, or be consumed by hatred? Or will he learn to rise above it?In the world of magic... the Order of Arcane, filled with seven top races, all united by one thing: hating the color of his eyes and a certain name.This kid shall pay for a crime he never committed, etched with seven mythical curses by who? Who knows.How to release them? Solve the seven Akashi riddles.Will he win? Or…
A love so unexpected
by MScPhysics
“ I do ”. Leo said as he looked at Luke. Luke smiled. “ I announce you both as husbands. You may kiss ”. Leo felt his breath hitch. Luke smiled moving forward. Leo closed his eyes and felt Luke’s lips on his forehead. A smile made its way to his lips. Luke pulled away and smiled turning to the front. Leo did the same. He glanced at Luke with a sparkle in his eyes. He couldn’t help but think maybe……… just maybe Luke isn’t as much of a jerk as he thinks of him. Luke smiled pulling Leo closer. Leo …
Living is so ugly
by Krystal_writes
Insecurity kills all that is beautiful She looked at herself in the mirror and the taunting words from people comes haunting her. "you are so tiny" "do you eat" "you look like skeleton" "your chest is as flat as a board" "your backside be looking like flat plate" "your legs look so much like broomstick" "how do you manage to smile with such gummy teeth" "I wonder what he sees in you" "YOU ARE NOT THE STANDARD FOR BEAUTY". If they knew what they said would go straight to her head, what would they…